Release Date: June 17, 2025
An FPP dating simulator filled with humour, allowing us to flirt with objects from our home envinroment. In Date Everything! we can fall in love with appliances such as a fridge or a vacuum. They are represented in the form of intelligent characters with different tastes.
Date Everything! is a funny dating simulator that allows us to establish close relationships with... elements of home furnishings. The game is the debut project of Sassy Chap Games - a development studio from Los Angeles, founded by a group of voice actors: Robbie Daymond, Ray Chase, Max Mittelman, and Amanda Hufford. The release of this game was handled by the Team17 company.
In Date Everything! we embody a character who has been fired from their job and replaced by artificial intelligence. As it turned out shortly afterwards, this was not the only major change in their life. After receiving a gift in the form of magical glasses - "umaviators" - we can learn more about the elements of our home's furnishings, each of which turns out to be a full-fledged person with an individual character and preferences.
Gameplay in Date Everything! is based on two pillars. The first pillar is the exploration of the interior of our character's house, presented from the first-person perspective (FPP). By searching individual rooms, we discover items and objects inside them, which, when looked at through the "umaviators", turn out to hide colorful personalities. This applies to things like a vacuum cleaner, a laundry basket, a refrigerator, and even... the air in the house.
Conversations with them, which are the second pillar of the game, are presented in a form reminiscent of titles from the visual novel genre. Each of them has its own anthropomorphic appearance (which we can admire in the cartoon portrait) and has been given a voice. The way our relationships with them develop is influenced by both the decisions we make and the individual personality traits of each of them. As a result, our interactions with everyday objects can end in three ways - love, friendship or hatred.
The graphic design of Date Everything! combines a three-dimensional environment with two-dimensional character portraits. The gameplay unfolds to the accompaniment of a soundtrack, which primarily consists of the main themes of the individual objects of our desires... or our hatred.
Platforms:
PC Windows
Nintendo Switch
PlayStation 5
Xbox Series X/S
Developer: Sassy Chap Games
Publisher: Team17
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System Requirements for Date Everything! Video Game:
PC / Windows
Minimum System Requirements:
(30 fps, 1080p) Intel Core i5-2500 / AMD FX-4350, 8 GB RAM, graphic card 2 GB GeForce GTX 660 / Radeon R9 270, 8 GB HDD, Windows 10 64-bit.
Recommended System Requirements:
(60 fps, 1080p) Intel Core i5-6600 / AMD Ryzen 5 1600X, 8 GB RAM, graphic card 4 GB GeForce GTX 1650 / Radeon RX 570, 8 GB HDD, Windows 10 64-bit.
Game Ratings for Date Everything! Video Game.
Nindie Spotlight: 9.5 / 10 by Justin Nation
Weird in the best possible way, with inspired writing and brilliant voice acting, Date Everything won’t be for everyone, but that doesn’t make it less thoroughly entertaining
Shacknews: 7 / 10 by Lucas White
I wish the writing was a bit less shallow, which feels like a side effect of trying to cram so much in a small space and doing so with a sandbox-style structure. Visual novels benefit from guardrails preventing them from catering too much to the player, and Date Everything abstains to its own detriment. But it’s still cute and fun, and there’s no denying the dopamine hits and humor from each new character reveal. Sassy Chap’s debut game is a commendable effort, and more like this can only benefit visual novels as a whole.
Thumb Culture: 5 / 5
Date Everything! is certainly unique in its premise. I genuinely wonder how someone even came up with the idea. However, I’m glad they did! Whilst the idea of trying to date your furniture is not for everyone, it is certainly worth trying out the game. The quirkiness of the game really draws you in. While the premise of it seems silly, there is a lot of love poured into the game. Making it a very fun sandbox dating simulator. People should certainly give Date Date Everything! a go, it is definitely worthy of the rare Thumb Culture Platinum Award.
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